SKITS, SCRIPTS AND SHITS.

BANJACKS AND PERVIS, DOITLIVE, Film and TV, LA, Los Angeles, nyfa

5 years ago today I met my best mate Claudia. (well actually, it was yesterday but I just stayed up till 1am making gifs for this post) We stood opposite each other in line at the New York Film Academy in Los Angeles. 5 hours later, we were tucked up in bed in the Burbank Ikea showroom. The first of many beds we would share over the years. I can’t actually fully put in to words the journey of eternal glory that we have been on since that day. Instead here’s a condensed version through visual expression. A montage if you like, because quite frankly, everyone loves a montage. First things first. We were adorable.

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#milkshakedates

We ate club sandwiches every day

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And watched the sun set on Venice Beach

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Leonard Nimoy’s son was our tutor

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Seriously

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(Image credit: capoutoftime.tumblr.com)

Oh yeah, and WE WERE HELLER GANGSTA.

THIS WAS OUR WHIP #SEBRING 

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THIS WAS LUNCH #CLUBSANDWICH

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THIS WAS OUR BEST MATE DANNY “MACHETE” TREJO

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WE WENT TO VEGAS…

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AND LEFT 12 HOURS LATER. COS WE JUST ROLLED LIKE THAT 19352_271630506021_5886413_n

WE MET PAC (Disclaimer: This is not the real Tupac Shakur. This guy was a postman)

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WE TUCKED OUR NAPKINS IN OUR SHIRTS

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COS WE JUST MOBIN’ LIKE THAT

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WE DROPPED IT LOW EVERY TIME J COLE “WORK OUT” CAME ON

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WE ROLLED WITH PACO

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WE ROLLED TANDEM

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ON EVERYTHING

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LIKE A COUPLE OF “VENICE CHEAPSKATES”  WE SAW THE LAKERS

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WE INSTAGRAMMED THE SHIT OUT OF THESE KIGUS WITH A FILTER 398519_573257871654_400244322_n

WE STARTED SOME SERIOUS FIRE IN THE BOOTH

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WE ATE MORE CLUB SANDWICHES. THIS TIME FULL OF EMOTION Image-1-7

WE RE-UNITED IN HACKNEY AND DICKED ABOUT WITH PIGS FEET

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AN SPAT ON LONDON FIELDS IN VINTAGE FURS

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AND WROTE A CHRISTMAS HIT “PISSY CHRISSY”

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WE CREATED “BANJACKS AND PERVIS”

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AND OUR COMPANY “DO IT LIVE

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WE RE-UNITED AGAIN IN SYDNEY. #PORKYS

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AND WE WROTE A COMEDY TV PILOT CALLED “DEAD BROKE”

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AND WE FILMED IT. ILLEGALLY. BECAUSE GANGSTA.

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IN THE NEVADA DESERT. COMPLETELY NAKED. BECAUSE GANGSTA. 523174_580142988824_1152791179_n

WE WORE THESE SHIRTS. BECAUSE GANGSTA.

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AND SUNG THE SHIT OUT OF R. KELLY. BECAUSE BUMP N GRIND.

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WE LIVED BY THE MANTRA #WWGD. BECAUSE GINUWINE.

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CLAUD’S MUM HAD ACTUAL CONCERNS THAT WE HAD ACTUALLY BECOME GANG BANGERS.  YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT ON CLAUD’S BLOG HERE TO BE FAIR, SHE HAD EVERY RIGHT TO WORRY. COS ONLY A TRUE GANGSTA WOULD DO THIS

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OH AND IF YOU LOT ARE WONDERING WHY THE ‘SHITS’? ONLY TRUE FRIENDS WHATSAPP EACH OTHER THEIR MORNING DUMP. #PILEHIGHCLUB

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YOU CHANGED MY LIFE C-UNIT. #gosapinjeforlife

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